So the guy who sits next to me is a very interesting character. So interesting that I had to dedicate a post to him!
These are all the marvelous things I get to hear when I come to work every day
He burps all the time
He farts super loud...all the time. And every time he does he says "oh well"
He hits on every girl he sees..oh and he's married
He talks to himself
He tells everyone that him and I are getting married
He says happy birthday to random people
He parties all the time and talks about all the cool nightlife happening in Scottsdale and says things like
"there will be lots of hot girlies tonight at this bitchin spot in old town"
He's like 75
He blew up a picture of himself when he was younger and in his prime, without his shirt on, and handed it out to all the girls
He's reallly nice, doesnt understand a lot of computer programs though...like the internet
K, that was meann, this post is kinda mean. But I mean it's all true!
So yeah, sometimes I wanna pull my hair out and yell at all the crazy people in my office like my boss does, but I dont...which is good because I kiiinda need a job to live. So yeah.
That is all
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