The guy next to me

So the guy who sits next to me is a very interesting character. So interesting that I had to dedicate a post to him!
These are all the marvelous things I get to hear when I come to work every day

He burps all the time
He farts super loud...all the time. And every time he does he says "oh well"
He hits on every girl he sees..oh and he's married
He talks to himself
He tells everyone that him and I are getting married
He says happy birthday to random people
He parties all the time and talks about all the cool nightlife happening in Scottsdale and says things like
"there will be lots of hot girlies tonight at this bitchin spot in old town"
He's like 75
He blew up a picture of himself when he was younger and in his prime, without his shirt on, and handed it out to all the girls

He's reallly nice, doesnt understand a lot of computer programs though...like the internet

K, that was meann, this post is kinda mean. But I mean it's all true!

So yeah, sometimes I wanna pull my hair out and yell at all the crazy people in my office like my boss does, but I dont...which is good because I kiiinda need a job to live. So yeah.

That is all

I'm so bored

i'm so bored

I'M SO BORED

i'M sO boReD

I'm So BoReD

Soo Soo bored

I have nothing to write about. Let's see...I'm happy with my life, need to work on the whole positivity thing, but I'm getting better! Filled out a passport application today in  hopes that it will motivate me enough to save my money and get the hell outta this wonderful country of ours. Joined the gym...online haaa. Yeah. 

I'm going to new mexico soon. 

Yess, thats really what it looks like....like the whole town

woohoo

but the food is delicious, seriously, best food ever. Right Alexia? Yeah, we know whats up

And lets see...what else...ohh, just got a phone call from my boss saying he won't be back for the day, best news Ive heard so far!

I need to quit smoking. Its gross. And also, I heard it could like....kill you...so like I should like stop...like yeah

There is nothing on my mind. I have nothing to write about. I'm boring.

So I told my sisters boyfriend about all the crazy people at my work...he told me it sounded like a mental hospital and asked if I was one of the patients. Haha, it was funny.

Ok, I'll write again later because I have really nothing cool to say right now, not that I ever do though...but ok bye. 

How many movies are there?

jj .

No, I didn't write this, I am not that stupid. 

Had to post it for u few that look at this blog, because its so funnnny to meee 

How many films are there on planet earth? all the world how many movies?

How many movies are there allready made and on dvd ? Is there a million ? a thousand ? a few hundreads ?

this is from all years from the start and to the present. so how many movies are there allready made in this world of us ? all languages all countries if we where to combine it all together how many movies has planet earth has made ?

And to give some extra thought.. how many movies are there in the making as we speak right now... any language any countries all combine together ?

I believe there is about a total of 29,031 films been made on earth witth current 7 movies in the making as we speak anywhere in the world. (Reallly?! haha)

• 1 year ago

What I want to do this weekend

See this movie:

Drink

Buy this movie:

Buy this dress:

Work out

Marry Ed Westick

So yeah, pretty typical weekend

My Day in pictures

I'm gonna explain my day today in pictures because I am bored at work!

Woke up, not looking as crazy as this, but it's safe to say my hair probably looked like this

Got in the shower, didn't get stabbed or anything though like the girl from psycho, it was a fairly normal shower

Ate breakfast and had some coffee and a bagel

Got ready and drove to work

Listened to my boss yell at employees

Did work and stuff

Read some Perezhilton

Signed onto facebook

Listened to the 70 year old guy next to me at work say the party tonight will be "bitchin"

Listened to my boss yell some 

Ate lunch 

More work at the office

“Yes. I have a wig for every single person in the office.  You never know when you’re going to need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.”

Saw that one employee was drunk

And in the future:

Drive home in the mini

Visit Parents

Go to the gym....we'll see if I get to this one

Eat dinner

Sleeeep, and sleep in on accident

and then repeat

thank goodness today is almost over!

He said love isn't real
but lust is the real deal
people pretend until they reach the end
feelings are overrated
and I shouldn't have waited for you
as you turn to look you can see
the hurt written all over me
Desire and despair have turned into the same thing
as this will go down in history as just a fling
everyone is here to use you
and there's nothing you can do to prevent it
the candle was lit
but it went out just as quick
everything must come to an end
and you will eventually lend a helping hand

Rant.com

I want to make a website where people can just rant and say whatever they need to say, and others can read them and laugh at how stupid they sound. I think that would be cool. I would read peoples idiot rants. Yeah, I like that. Rant.com is taken, soo maybe somethin like happyranting.com
haha. I like that. What do u think blllllog? Ha, yeah me too

God I'm weird

Panic is accompanying stress today
I wish someone could just take it all away
I don't quite remember going to sleep last night
The real world is now mixing in with my dreams
Imagination has a new meaning this week
all my thoughts have leaked
Every guy Ive ever dated Ive made cry
Now I'm alone and I know why
I'm fickle
and if I feel the slightest tickle of unhappiness I pull away
but for some odd reason with you I stay
Karma is a bitch
I can feel the itch
it will haunt me in the end
I can no longer pretend

Wow

I just went ape shit on that post

I'm losing it

Today is driving me crazyyy!! Everyone, just shut the hell up! These people at my work are annnoying, every time the guy next to me gets off the phone he says "nice lady" or "nice guy" and I mean evvvvery time. Its driving me insane, he also won't stop burping and farting, loudly. Also, in the background I can hear some lady at my work talking in "baby talk" Jesus, grow up woman! And then, I have another guy looking over my shoulder every time he walks past my desk and asks what im looking at, and I can feel him breathing on me he's so close. And thennn, there are the stupid people on the phone. They take forever to tell me what they want. It's safe to say I'm having not a very good day.  Then the 60 year old guy is talking about his health problems to himself saying "I feel wasted, no not drunk wasted" and laughs.  Weirdo. I'm about ready to start freaking out on these people, reallly. Ive been watching kitten videos all morning, when I'm not busy of course, to try and cool off, but I cant! Freakin cats arent helping! Ughh, why do I stress over the most ridiculous things? I don't stress over big important things, just stupid little things. Dummmb. I've been looking for a job all morning, can't find one! And I'm reallly trying, this is just difficult. Why won't anyone just give me an interview?!


Nothing is good and nothing is right
I'm alone in the world, my loneliness is at it's height
Everyones irritating and these people are dumb
I want nothing more than to just be numb
I'm trekking the waters
but I'm literally a wreck


Wow I'm feeling a little crazy today

Crystallized lies and
glossy eyes
Dark hair and
a ferocious stare
you're my muse
I use your words as my abuse
my discussions are weak
compared to the words you speak,
the intellect you reach
It's pathetic the way I try to keep up
all the words are mixing together
their breaking up
you're not secure and you're not able
to make me happy
you're incapable of love
but I keep coming back as if you're a drug
you set my world ablaze
with the looks you gave
you're harsh and emotionless
but it's captivating and in a weird way, inviting
your world is cold, there is no sun
and there is nowhere else left to run

Suffocate

I'm suffocating, you're irritating
enough already, my feelings are fading
and it's you I'm hating
The sun is splitting and the trees are dying
once again your lying
Is it time you're buying
It will happen eventually
you are potentially dead
in the game we are playing, I'm ahead
you said that you were waiting and anticipating
I'll have to let you down
and I hope you hit the ground
I don't want to be bound,
don't want you around
You're always drunk you're always high
no it's not a lie
it's the truth,
trust me there's proof
The video of you made
circled the internet in two days
It makes you look like a fool which is not surprising
stupid can't be disguised
Now you're crying, I broke your heart
God almighty
Wipe your tears
and fucking face your fears
Grow up already
there ya go, nice and steady
Have a nice life
but good luck with ever finding a wife

My horoscope is wrong

My horoscope said I'm falling desperately in love
it would appear that you are my new drug
I'm falling down
about to hit the ground
It's all too much
I'm not use to feeling all this stuff
I'm overwhelmed and I'm trying hard to omit
because I don't want to admit how I'm feeling
sometimes it's so strong it feels like I'm dreaming
It's unbearable
but the feeling is imparable and not quite comparable to anything else
I can't be in love, I know I'm above all that
My excitement should have stayed flat
If I light myself on fire today
it will hopefully take these feelings away
I contemplate what I should do
about this situation with me and you
I'm emotionally stricken
as the plot thickens
Your not feeling the same way
my perception better change today

Forfeit

Back to stress stricken days
Love, lust and manipulative plays
I'm going through the motions but it's a foggy haze
I'm feeling inadequate
I'm ready to forfeit
This is a battle that I can't win
pushing and pulling, you won't let me in
I'm trying to act the part
so it won't fall apart
but I know that I don't have your heart
The outlook is bleak
this is a secret to keep that the story's complete
I'm at the edge
about to jump off the ledge
I've never been treated like this, I'm never ignored
Are just with me because you are bored

Dear people, 

stop getting engaged! Its grosss. Every single time I get on facebook I have to see how everyone has babies and are getting married next week and blahh, sick of it! So just stop. mmk? 

So I have found a new obsession 

Yeahh, I know. But I cant stop listening to it! I know shes crazy and 17 yrs old and is not old enough to be acting like a "rock star" but her lyrics are reallly good, they are just really easy to connect with. 

You're an idiot

Hate, anger, despair
I hope you know I don't care about you
You're a cheater, liar and addict
You're pathetic, your too fucking dramatic
I hope these words send you into a panic, when you hear it
I hope you know that this is all about you.
you and your selfish ways, your inconsiderate words,
trying so hard to pick up the birds
too bad they wont want you
I hope your past will haunt you

We were based on lies sighs and highs
go find someone else to corrupt
trust me I wont disrupt
I don't want to hear your spew again
how you are going to get me back in the end
Trust me, there are no rules you can bend
They're always gentleman in the beginning
sweet honest sincere
but trust me, they are not what they appear 

The coast is clear

The tide is high, the coast is clear
but things aren't always as they appear
They say change is good
but I believe that change is bad
Time is erasing everything that we had
I must have read the signs wrong,
I feel us fading, you're almost gone
you've made me afraid to express my feelings to you
and I know by now, its what you always do
I wanted you to go out and get drunk
so for once I could steal what you feel
Its the only time your honest and sincere
The first time I heard about you, I knew I had to meet you
The first time I saw you, I knew I wanted you
The first time I kissed you, I knew I needed you
I assume you didn't feel the same way
you were sweet at night, but different in the day

Feeling are overrated

This is just too complex to ignore
I have to figure it out, I have to start at the core
I feel unbalanced, I feel off step
I hope I don't do something I regret
I don't want to go back to the start,
with all the games and the blames
I don't want anything to change with us.
Like words on a tree,
I love you was written inside of me.
Forgive and forget, thats what they say
but how can I live by that when everything changed in one day.
Feelings are overrated and love isn't real
I no longer have appeal to you,
at least I believe that's how you feel
If you wanted to see me you could have blown off your friends
but you didn't want to and this will ultimately lead to the end
No text, no call still no word.
You're probably out there now hitting on some bird
So I sit here alone in my room
the moon is luminous but it just makes me feel doomed.
You never said you loved me, you never said you cared
The only time you said you wanted me was when we were in bed
Might as well be dead to you, maybe then you would care
there would be no risk to bare
Its funny how some things change overnight
and it's too bad because this relationship never had the chance to take flight